turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police

(via ffferris)

Definitive list of animals it’s okay to kill out of fear of them:

markscherz:

narcissisticcasanova2024:

markscherz:

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Spiders,
Centipedes,
Wasps.

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I LOVE YOU MARK SCHERZ

"Empaths are often very affectionate in personality and expression, great listeners and counselors (and not just in the professional area). They will find themselves helping others and often putting their own needs aside to do so. In the same breath, they can be much the opposite. They may be quiet, withdrawn from the outside world, loners, depressed, neurotic, life’s daydreamers, or even narcissistic."

at first I was like HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHA NO. then I got toward the end and went ‘ah there we go’

Definitive list of animals it’s okay to kill out of fear of them:

markscherz:

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thefrogman:

Pie Comic by John McNamee [tumblr]

thescienceofreality:

project-argus:

Carl Sagan on astrology in newspapers.  From his interview with Ted Turner.

Also, photosets are fun.

I will never stop reblogging this set.

(via scienceyoucanlove)

And I dreamed you were there
All the vital signs were standing
When I dreamed you were with me
With the summer at my back

And I dreamed you were there
So complete and undemanding
We know the love that gives
Is what the living always lack

And you know I have to sway my leaves and branches slowly
Out in the sun, like the silent shout of youth

And we ask why do we take these leaps and chances
Because we have no choice but to wither into truth

Understand it’s a curse
You’ve got trouble in your blood
Write a song, second verse
Underneath it there’s a love
Recognize the things you do
You make a mess but baby, you know who
It sounds impossible but, man, it’s true
You are the bad, the bad seed of this town